PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Every year smokers toss away over four
trillion cigarette butts, fouling the environment terribly. But recently a
few Chinese scientists embarked on the seemingly impossible project of
finding value in this noxious waste. Collecting up big piles of discarded
filters, they developed a process to extract chemicals that are effective
at preventing corrosion when applied to steel pipes. Your assignment,
Pisces, is to accomplish a comparable miracle: Turn some dreck or dross
into a useful thing; discover a blessing in the trash; build a new dream
using the ruins of an old pleasure.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The film *Avatar* hammers out such
vehement anti-military, anti-capitalist, and anti-imperialist themes that it
could have been endorsed by the leftist rock band Rage Against the
Machine. And yet it's the highest-grossing film in the history of the world.
One critic marveled at its popularity in even the most conservative areas
of America, noting that it got "a theater full of people in Kentucky to
stand and applaud the defeat of their country in war." Your assignment in
the coming week is to do what *Avatar* has done: Try to make sure that
your opponents and skeptics are entertained by your message -- maybe
even excited and intrigued.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Paul, a fortune-telling octopus in Oberhausen,
Germany, had an amazing run of success predicting the results of World
Cup competitions a while back. His technique? His handlers gave him a
succession of choices between two tasty morsels, each representing one
of the teams in a given match. The treat he picked to eat was the team
whose victory he prophesied. I wish I could access his expertise to help
me sort out your upcoming decisions. It's really important that you not
over-think the possibilities, but rather rely on simple gut reactions. Why
don't you pretend you're an octopus, and imagine that each choice you
have to make is symbolized by some food item. Ask yourself, "Which is
yummiest?"
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